reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

♥ 171634 — 19 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via trucktiger (source)
klecktacular:

I’m an adult

klecktacular:

I’m an adult

♥ 25461 — 20 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via uusoae (source)

floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

♥ 36682 — 21 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via lgbtlaughs (source)
♥ 473 — 21 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via torchewood (source)
♥ 456 — 22 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via uusoae (source)

Song: Thanks for the Memories (Vocals Only)
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album:
Played: 1439553 times

hemmoslips:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

eargasm literal eargasm

♥ 238713 — 22 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via sadgrumpy (source)

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

♥ 10048 — 23 hours ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via riskyrat (source)
kittyanddoodles:

Source

kittyanddoodles:

Source

♥ 486 — 1 day ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via sadgrumpy (source)

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

♥ 28598 — 1 day ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via riskyrat (source)

commandersass:

*witty line*

*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*

aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees - a trilogy

♥ 16833 — 1 day ago on 20 Apr 2014 — via riskyrat (source)